Corrupt a wish

This is an age old game I've played on multiple different forums.
How to play:
You grant the person above you his/her wish then corrupt it somehow, then post a wish of your own.

Example:
Player1: I wish I could fly.
Player2: Wish granted but then you get attacked by innumerable amount of birds. I wish I was a dog.
player1: Wish granted but you are a stray and starve to death. I wish the world was mine!
ect.

My wish: I wish I could meet Chester from LP in person

My wish: I wish I could meet Chester from LP in person

You Do Meet Chester But Minutes After He Is Gunned Down By a Mexican Bandit.

I Want To Meet Tupac Shakur

You meet him but its his dead corpse.

I wish i could meet Randy Savage?

You do but he goes OHHH YEAH! Until his head explodes.

I wish I could read other people's minds.

Grantedd, but then you cant stop hearing what others are thinking and so many of their thoughts coming to yhou at once your head explodes

I wish my little kittens would never grow up!

Granted, they never grow up physically; due to this they shed their fur and their melanocytes become exposed and slowly disappear.

I wish I had a Geothermal turbine.

I wish i knew what a Geothermal Turbine was

So that i could destroy it

Granted, I bang your head in with a Turbine.

I wish I wish I had a fish.

Granted but I turn it into indestructible sushi and dominate Mars' polar ice caps.

I wish.

I take your wish , turn that son bitch sideways and shove it straight up your candy ass

I wish that a wish that i wished was wished by another wisher

Granted? I don't understand that at all, so C-Mak's head explodes out of confusion.

I wish I had lots of anime DVDs.

You get the anime DVDs but you die days later for being a siiiiiick Frrrrreak

I wish the next person to reply to this would get their wish corupted

Granted, I got nothing sorry

I wish people wouldnt kill threads just like makaveli did