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Post by C-Makaveli on Sat Oct 11, 2008 11:39 am

Mines Black Sheep. The worst £6 I have ever spent. A film about Zombie sheep.

This film was so crap that it was actually funny how crap it was.

Never watch this film. Its an hour and I will never get back.
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Post by xNICKYURINEx on Sat Oct 11, 2008 12:11 pm

It's suppose to be a grindhouse type of a movie. It's not suppose to be good. Grindhouse movies always had almost out of this world and ideas and they were suppose to be somewhat comical and at the same time, somewhat cheesy. I never saw "Black Sheep" but it has been on the list of one of the movies I wouldn't mind checking out.

The worst movie I have seen was Epic Movie. I rented it for kicks because I thought at the very least it would make me laugh. But instead I turned it off half way through and forced myself to watch it the next day. I remember when I use to love parody movies now none of them make sense, they just throw everything in there randomly. I mainly blame Family Guy, because they've been doing that with comedy for years now. People have caught on and realized that a certain audience will always be amused with that.
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Post by NIRVANAPLAYER on Sat Oct 11, 2008 4:56 pm

I saw a preview for "black sheep" a while back. It looks like the type of movie where it makes you say "wtf?" throughout. The worst movie that I've seen would have to be the movie "Teeth". Its about a girl with an evil mass murdering vagina. I know, it sounds very wierd. You can watch it in parts on youtube if you want to see what I'm talking about. Did I mention that her vagina has teeth.
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Re: Worst Movie You Have Seen ?

Post by music ® on Sat Oct 11, 2008 7:17 pm

Epic Movie was an epic fail. >:[

Waste of my time and seven dollars.
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Re: Worst Movie You Have Seen ?

Post by Sophie on Sat Oct 11, 2008 7:19 pm

The Black Knight. No mattter how much people said it was good, I thought it sucked. I wish I could have those hours back.

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Post by Sykesy on Sat Oct 11, 2008 10:14 pm

The Black KNight is an awesome film geez!

Now there are two movies entitled "Black Sheep". One which C-Makaveli mentioned which was a crap movie ill agree but the other is a comedy with David Spade and chris farley and is one of the funniest films i have ever seen. Check it out trust me!

Anyway the worst movie i have ever seen would have to be Star wars episode II. Attack of the clowns Razz

The movie was rushed and i loved the phantom menace but backing up from it may have made it look more poor then it actually was but it really sucked. Like they started the whole anakin turning on obi won in the second film, they shouldnt of focused ont hat so much and it made it the worst movie have ever seen except for one other movie which im going to mention right now!

HOME ALONE 4

The MOst corniest piece of shit i have ever seen. Home alone 1 and 2 were great films. Number 3 wasnt great but it wasnt poor either but this film was fucked. They used all the same pranks which we had already seen in the previous movies (Electricity, Flying Paint buckets etc.) and it didnt even make me giggle. I watched that film as if i was at a fucking funeral. BUt the main thing that bugs me about the film is how corny it is. At the end he grabs a remote which you say "Light on" to when you want the light to turn on, and after the criminals are arrested he takes it outside and says "let it snow" and snow drops fall. WTF?

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Post by xNICKYURINEx on Sat Oct 11, 2008 10:44 pm

NIRVANAPLAYER wrote:I saw a preview for "black sheep" a while back. It looks like the type of movie where it makes you say "wtf?" throughout. The worst movie that I've seen would have to be the movie "Teeth". Its about a girl with an evil mass murdering vagina. I know, it sounds very wierd. You can watch it in parts on youtube if you want to see what I'm talking about. Did I mention that her vagina has teeth.

That sounds fucking awesome! I bet her vagina bites off dicks in the movie! Holy shit. I would just want to see that because it would definitely scar me for life. I would never want to have sexual intercourse again. I would have to like check to see if the girl had teeth in there or not.

Sophie wrote:The Black Knight. No mattter how much people said it was good, I thought it sucked. I wish I could have those hours back.

You are the first person I have ever seen not like The Dark Knight. That's crazy! But hey, maybe it just wasn't your cup of tea. Did you like Batman Begins?
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Post by Sykesy on Sat Oct 11, 2008 10:47 pm

Sophie wrote:The Black Knight. No mattter how much people said it was good, I thought it sucked. I wish I could have those hours back.

You are the first person I have ever seen not like The Dark Knight. That's crazy! But hey, maybe it just wasn't your cup of tea. Did you like Batman Begins?

Wrong movie dude, The Black Knight is with martin Lawrence were he goes back in tiem to like medievel times

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Post by xNICKYURINEx on Sat Oct 11, 2008 11:02 pm

LMAO! Well that movie sucked! I never heard anyone say that was good. I hate Martin Laurence because he tends to bash on white people far too much. Not to mention, most of the time he isn't even funny.
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Re: Worst Movie You Have Seen ?

Post by NIRVANAPLAYER on Sun Oct 12, 2008 9:39 am

Yea. In "Teeth", many dicks do get bit off... and they show it pretty detailed.
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Re: Worst Movie You Have Seen ?

Post by C-Makaveli on Sun Oct 12, 2008 2:30 pm

So a worst movie topic has turned into a Dick eating thread via a vagina with teeth ...

As for the Movies Series ( Epic etc ) they all suck. And dont hate on Family Guy , its the funniest thing on TV cartoon wise.
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Post by xNICKYURINEx on Sun Oct 12, 2008 2:47 pm

C-Makaveli wrote:And dont hate on Family Guy , its the funniest thing on TV cartoon wise.

That use to be true. Now it's still funny but at most the jokes have become mediocre. Every once in awhile they have a really good one, but definitely not the funniest cartoon around.
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Re: Worst Movie You Have Seen ?

Post by Sophie on Sun Oct 12, 2008 6:08 pm

xNICKYURINEx wrote:
NIRVANAPLAYER wrote:I saw a preview for "black sheep" a while back. It looks like the type of movie where it makes you say "wtf?" throughout. The worst movie that I've seen would have to be the movie "Teeth". Its about a girl with an evil mass murdering vagina. I know, it sounds very wierd. You can watch it in parts on youtube if you want to see what I'm talking about. Did I mention that her vagina has teeth.

That sounds fucking awesome! I bet her vagina bites off dicks in the movie! Holy shit. I would just want to see that because it would definitely scar me for life. I would never want to have sexual intercourse again. I would have to like check to see if the girl had teeth in there or not.

Sophie wrote:The Black Knight. No mattter how much people said it was good, I thought it sucked. I wish I could have those hours back.

You are the first person I have ever seen not like The Dark Knight. That's crazy! But hey, maybe it just wasn't your cup of tea. Did you like Batman Begins?

I can't say I've loved Batman Begins but it was a whole lot better than the Dark Knight. I hate Christian Bale in the role of Batman. Luckily Liam Neeson was there to save then movie and make it okay.
But the Dark Knight really sucked all the way through. I've liked Heath Ledger in other movies, but in this one, his performance was a second-rate version of Jack Nicholson's. He tried to much to imitate Jack and there was nothing original about his performance. Michael Caine... well just say that he just blew in copmparison to Michael Gough who played the role orignately. Let's just say that I think Tim Burton and Joel Schumacher made a way better job at choosing their actors.

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Post by C-Makaveli on Tue Oct 14, 2008 11:47 am

I've liked Heath Ledger in other movies, but in this one, his performance was a second-rate version of Jack Nicholson's


Did you ever see Jack N's Joker ?. He was a comedian Killer.

Ledgers Joker was a crazy son of a bitch running around killing people

He tried to much to imitate Jack and there was nothing original about his performance.


Ledgers Joker was nothing like Jacks in any way shape or form.
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Re: Worst Movie You Have Seen ?

Post by Immortal on Tue Oct 14, 2008 12:26 pm

Lost In Translation was shit. It was hyped up majorly but I thought it was a a letdown, I was bored out my brain watching that.
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Re: Worst Movie You Have Seen ?

Post by C-Makaveli on Tue Oct 14, 2008 12:29 pm

Churchill : The Hollywood Years

Forgetting Sarah Marshall ( The guy made that film just to get his dick out and it wasnt funny at all )
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Re: Worst Movie You Have Seen ?

Post by xNICKYURINEx on Tue Oct 14, 2008 1:02 pm

I think both Nicholson and Ledger made both their rolls original. Nicholson had the comedy gold of killing people and such. Where as Ledger mad Joker have his own little games that he found entertaining. Ledger's Joker was darker, Nicholson's Joke was probably truer to the comic though. Christian Bale as Batman can be pretty bad at times. He was great in American Psycho though. It beats George Colney as Batman.

Forgetting Sarah Marshell wasn't really meant to be a "rib buster" comedy. It wasn't suppose to have you laughing all the time. But the unexpected uncomfortable laugh. Like watching and seeing a dick out of nowhere. You are suppose to be laughing at the reaction of other people. You're suppose to laugh at how he makes a rock opera based on Dracula and how he starts singing it at the bar. How his ex-girlfriend just happens to be at the same hotel. I thought it was a great movie because it was an original movie and it was a love story. I could relate to that.
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Post by C-Makaveli on Tue Oct 14, 2008 1:54 pm

FSM sucked more balls than a pornstar

also Indianna Jones & TKOFCS if thats how you say it , what ever the last Indy film sucked. Completely ruined the series.
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Re: Worst Movie You Have Seen ?

Post by Sophie on Tue Oct 14, 2008 2:07 pm

C-Makaveli wrote:
I've liked Heath Ledger in other movies, but in this one, his performance was a second-rate version of Jack Nicholson's


Did you ever see Jack N's Joker ?. He was a comedian Killer.

Ledgers Joker was a crazy son of a bitch running around killing people

He tried to much to imitate Jack and there was nothing original about his performance.


Ledgers Joker was nothing like Jacks in any way shape or form.

It's true that the characters were different, but Ledger did copy the facials, and the way Jack walked, and talked.

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Post by xNICKYURINEx on Tue Oct 14, 2008 2:24 pm

The last Indiana Jones movie sucked because they put aliens in it. I love how South Park made fun of it. It was so true.

I still think Forgetting Sarah Marshell was a good movie. Far from "the worse", I just think you were suspecting something more from it.
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Post by C-Makaveli on Tue Oct 14, 2008 5:00 pm

It's true that the characters were different, but Ledger did copy the facials, and the way Jack walked, and talked.




How can you honestly say that Heath copied his facials and the way he talked and walked ?

He spent a month alone in a hotel room so he could create a character that was nothing like Jacks Joker.

And he did it.

They are nothing alike.
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Post by the shinning on Tue Jan 06, 2009 7:45 pm

the dark night was one of the best movies i have ever seen the only thing wrong with it is batmans voice it was way to grungy and it got kind of anoying at parts.

anyway the worst movie i have ever seen is return of the living dead. just horrible the acting made me want to kill myself and the zombie were really bad too never ever see that movie unless you have a death wish
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Post by Beaueh on Sun Mar 01, 2009 12:19 am

Lockout was dreadful and The Bourne Ultimatum wasn't much better!
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Post by xNICKYURINEx on Mon Mar 02, 2009 4:52 pm

Alright, since this thread was started I've seen a movie that replaced my former worst movie ever. The worse movie I ever saw I listed as "Epic Movie". But now I've gone and struggled through "Disaster Movie".

All these parody movies don't have a plot anymore and aren't even funny 90% of the time. They just keep getting worse and worse, and this has to be the worse one I've seen.
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Post by Dinosaur on Mon Mar 02, 2009 5:04 pm

xNICKYURINEx wrote:Alright, since this thread was started I've seen a movie that replaced my former worst movie ever. The worse movie I ever saw I listed as "Epic Movie". But now I've gone and struggled through "Disaster Movie".

All these parody movies don't have a plot anymore and aren't even funny 90% of the time. They just keep getting worse and worse, and this has to be the worse one I've seen.

The makers of the "movie-movies" don't even watch the films they're parodying anymore. Quite content with just watching trailers of current popular films and bashing out another shitfest. An idiotic friend of mine made me watch Epic Failure, and afterwards I quite wanted to take a cinder block to his head. Never again.
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