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Chuck Norris Facts!!!!!!!!!!!!

Post by Sykesy on Mon Oct 06, 2008 2:34 am

List your Chuck Norris facts here. BTW please only do one at a time just incase someone wants to post one but you take it. Anway ill start:

Kids can write there name by pissing in the snow, Chuck Norris can write his name by pissing in concrete

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Post by Oldschool on Tue Oct 07, 2008 1:59 am

Chuck Norris can kick a can to the moon
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Post by Sykesy on Tue Oct 07, 2008 2:02 am

When chuck norris jumped into a pool, Chuck did not get wet. The water got chuck norris

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Post by Oldschool on Thu Oct 09, 2008 5:19 am

Chuck Norris never needs sleep!
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Post by The Offspring on Fri Oct 10, 2008 5:47 am

When Chuck Norris sneezes he doesn't say "A-Choo", he says "Everyone Die!" and that's what happens.

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Post by Sykesy on Fri Oct 10, 2008 5:50 am

Behind chucks Beard is not a chin, it is infact another fist!

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Post by The Offspring on Fri Oct 10, 2008 5:56 am

Chuck Norris and Mr T walk into a bar. The building is instantly destroyed as no one building can contain that level of awesomeness.

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Post by Sykesy on Fri Oct 10, 2008 5:57 am

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

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Post by The Offspring on Fri Oct 10, 2008 6:01 am

Chuck Norris got his driver's licence at the age of 16, seconds.

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Post by Sykesy on Fri Oct 10, 2008 6:02 am

Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

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Post by The Offspring on Fri Oct 10, 2008 6:04 am

Archeoligists found an acient Dictionary dating back about 1000 years ago. It defined victim as "Someone who has encountered Chuck Norris."

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Post by Sykesy on Fri Oct 10, 2008 6:05 am

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

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Post by The Offspring on Fri Oct 10, 2008 6:06 am

The word Lesbian is roughly translated to "Woman who has not met Chuck Norris."

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Post by Sykesy on Fri Oct 10, 2008 2:33 pm

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

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Post by Sam on Fri Oct 10, 2008 9:54 pm

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

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Post by Sykesy on Fri Oct 10, 2008 10:03 pm

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

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Post by Oldschool on Sat Oct 11, 2008 3:54 am

Chuck Norris can read minds over the Internet
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Post by Sykesy on Sat Oct 11, 2008 4:23 am

Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

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Post by The Offspring on Sat Oct 11, 2008 7:54 pm

Rumor is that a pirate once beat Chuck Norris in a fight. This rumor of corse was made up by Chuck Norris to lure Pirates in. Pirates are not to bright.

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Post by Sykesy on Sat Oct 11, 2008 9:46 pm

Chuck Norris once walked down the street with an erection ... There were no survivors

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